just had the most horrific experience on a crowded bus

the nigga who decided to sit next to me also decided to start masturbating

that shit is not cool dude

im right here

IM RIGHT HERE
ON THE INSIDE OF THE SEAT

THERE IS NO WAY FOR ME TO GET OUT

i was just like

please based god let me get off this bus free of germs and sperm

and the based god blessed me

i did not touch him

so im clean

and he moved out of my way

but im still washing my body so i can get all the gross thoughts off of me

still

horrifying

i would never wish this upon anyone